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Posted in The Truth About Pakistan on June 22nd, 2007

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The truth about Pakistan. This is a topic that I’ve been dying to talk to the world about, and today, I’m leaving other things that I have to do and taking time out to start writing a series of article on this country, how it works (which it doesn’t), the people, Islam, infrastructure, business, and some history. Please be aware that this is the first artcile of many to come in this series, and if you are a Pakistani or a fan of the Islam practiced in Islam, I say to you, “fuck off and die,” and I pray that George Bush looses whatever 2 cents worth intelligence he has left and drops some bombs on this country. Believe, this will be a detrimental step in making the world a better place, because Pakistanis are evil. They’re not nice people in general, and anyone who argues otherwise is either stuck here because he got kicked out of the US or knows that his/her soul is simply so damn pathetic that accepting anything else would mean that they pointed a finger at themselves and said out loud, open in the public “I’m a scum bag,” because Pakistanis, that is what you are. Oh wait, did I mention, I too am a Pakistani, and I have only my luck to blame for that.

So, this article here is simply going to talk about some of the social aspects of the country; in particular, it will talk about some of the lifestyle in the largest city of Pakistan, i.e., Karachi. First off, I would like to discuss Dawn Newspaper, or Geo News online, who happen to call Pakistan “the metropolis.” What in the fucking world is wrong with you monkeys? Do you even know what the word metropolis means? In which country do you find the media promoting such bad definitions in the English language? Karachi is nowhere close to being a metropolis. It is, at best, a village in comparison to the rest of the world, and I think Pakistanis need to accept that fact.

The government claims that the population of the city of Karachi is some 16 million people. Horse shit! The population of Karachi is north of 20 million, and the city has less resources than the town of say, Falcon, Colorado or Dumas, Texas. Yes, there are NO roads, to this day we do NOT have a proper sewerage system, and our street crime rate is second ONLY to Johannesberg (do mind the spelling), South Africa. The literacy rate is probably less than 2%, and the city built its first underpass last year, without making way for rainfall, and drowned more than 200 cars in a matter of less than 24 hours. Such is our government. Face it, we have nothing; in fact, having a country has become liability on us Pakistanis in many ways and forms; and I know all those monkeys from Dubai or Muscat or London or NYC who read this will say no, but then you fucking twat heads, why don’t you come back to your wonderful land? Don’t tell me responsibility, you belong from a dump, and that’s what you will be all your lives: janitors!

Let’s talk a little about the truth. Karachi is the largest business district of Pakistan. It is the city that attracts the largest amount of foreign investment, and “western” businessmen. Over here, western basically means white, because that is the scope of comprehension of most Pakistanis. I didn’t marry a Pakistani woman, because most of them are just not pretty enough, and they have so many issues in life that they think by having sex with their husbands they’re doing them a favour. How unfortunate for these women; they take pride in their attitudes, and they have no fucking idea why each so-called married businessman makes 3 trips a month to Dubai or Bangkok. Here’s news for you bitches, to GET LAID, because you need to enjoy life, not be a whore on occasion when he buys you a new Gucci bag.

Back to the article. So, I’ve spent many years in Karachi, and I’ve been here for the last 6 months now, and I have ALL but seen ONE white person in all that time. You know why? It’s not a conducive business environment, people gawk at you because you’re pretty, and if you don’t look local, chances are you’ll get robbed or raped the first time you set foot out onto the street. What’s worse is that even men have to be careful, because the homosexual population in the city is probably more than heterosexual population. I really don’t give fuck about liberals or rights when it comes to this topic, but when anothe guy hits on me, I’m going to hit him; fucking Muslim country, cunt fuckers and whores!

My wife’s British, we hardly go out, but when we do, there are people trying to flash her or trying to steal her handbag or shit like that. Believe me, you do NOT want to come to this country if you’re not from around here, because NOTHING they offer here is worth leaving a life in the western world. I’ve lived both lives, and I’m pretty honest about it: America and the UK are far more decent societies than ANY of the so-called Islamic countries. You can wear a hijab or a abbaya, but they know from your face that you’re not from around here.

And the political climate; imagine this: out Prime Minister claimed that he could get any woman to sleep with her once he shook hands with her, and such is the information he conveyed apparently to the US Ambassador in Pakistan, who briefed Condoleeza Rice of such a remark, and she refused to shake hands with him when she came to Pakistan. What’s worse? She published the shit in her book. That, my friends, is the Prime Minister of an Islamic Republic for you. How sad is that.

Ok, that’s plenty of venting for one day. Over the next few weeks, I will discuss the politics, infrastructure, business opportunities, etc. etc., and I look forward to other people feeling free to debate the issue; but be warned, I’m not going to be tolerant on my own web site.

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Posted in HP, Quickplay & Windows Vista on June 20th, 2007

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10 Reasons to not buy Hewlett Packard (hp)

Posted in HP, Quickplay & Windows Vista, News & Discussion, Publications on June 13th, 2007

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Today, my HP dv2120US gave up. It refuses to function. I bought the notebook in December, 2006, and it started to give me problems in April, less than 5 months after I bought the machine. This is not my first HP laptop or desktop, neither is this my first ever HP device. I have owned several HP printers in the past, and owned a zd7140us, before I upgraded to a dv2120us, not because I wanted to, but because the zd7140 had given up. However, it lasted me 2+ years, although it took several trips to the HP support centre for hardware problems and repairs.

However, I’m not in the US anymore and that seems to be quite an issue, as HP is unwilling to provide any support for laptops purchased in the US internationally. Not even that, I know what the problem is, and these pricks KNOWINGLY sold defective hardware, and they accept that the hardware is defective (they can’t deny seeing as how thousands of people have run into the same problems), but REFUSE to provide support. Not only that, their customer service keeps suggesting I’m incompetent and stupid, which is why they can’t ship me the defective hardware at MY cost. I mean, how hard is it to change a mother board? The wireless card vanishing and disappearing, the problems with support for HP QuickPlay, defective hardware, equipment that produces enough heat for me to boil water on it, are all reasons why I have decided that I will NEVER buy an HP product again, unless I have absolutely no other choice. It is sad, since I once praised HP, but they have finally brought me to this. So, here are the 10 reasons why NO ONE should buy an HP laptop or PC:

1- Quality, quality, quality. HP most certainly compromises in this department. It has been my experience that HP laptops are always slightly cheaper than a Sony or Toshiba, and in fact, possibly even Dell. There’s a reason for that, they use the cheapest possible equipment. I own several laptops, including Sony, Toshiba, and Dell, and none of them have been to the manufacturer for repairs, except for me HPs. Sad, but true. It’s better to spend that extra couple of hundred dollars, because with a Sony Vaio or Toshiba Tecra, you won’t have a faulty HDD or defective motherboard or overclocked processors. You know what they say, you get what you pay for.

2- Support. Yes, HP has some awesome support features: like the support chat on their site, and they were one of the first to come up with that. But the competence of the support personnel has gone down substantially, possibly because they’ve moved support over to India, and are using Indians with Christian names like Jack and John, whereas the person you’re really talking to has the technical competence of a graphic designer, if at all. They’re really trying to deceive you, because all this online support does is copy and paste from pre-written text, and half the time their English is so fucking weak, that they don’t know what “my wireless card disappears, and does not show up in the device manager” means. Horrible support, and to back it up, they flat out tell you they can’t help you out with any repairs if you live outside the US. I said I would pay for one or both way shipping, but they still refused. Apparently, only FedEx can pick it up on a shipment scheduled by them and redeliver it to the same address. Why, exactly? Security reasons? Come on HP, product differentiation. Customer service! Where are your business basics, you monkies?! The company has lost its ability to think; they function on process only.

3- Defective Hardware. Compromise on quality is one thing, but its a whole new ball game for a company the size of HP to be pulling stunts like shipping defective hardware, then providing the wrong drivers for that hardware, and then quietly removing the new driver that supposedly provided a fix, and reverting back to the old driver and let people sit on defective equipment. Instead, they let people rot in agony on their forums, but refuse to help them or take acceptance for their actions. Hell, they don’t even discuss refunds. Maybe it’s time for a class action lawsuit? Interested, please send me an email. I’m compiling a list of people, and as soon as I have a reasonable number, I might actually go ahead with it.

4- HP QuickPlay. Can’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent on this software. It’s a wonderful piece of software, no doubt, but the support HP provides for it is nothing short of horrid. Instructions for fixing QP issues on this and other sites are flat out rejected by HP support, and they claim that there is NO way to restore HP QuickPlay, at least not HP Quick Play Direct Play, unless and until you use the recovery CDs that come with the laptop. Bullshit, as most of you know, which brings me to my next reason to not buy from Hewlett Packard.

5- Vista Upgrade. Can someone please tell me why hp offers upgrades from XP Media Center Edition to Vista Home Premium? What common functionality do the two have? If the upgrade was from XP Media Center to Vista Ultimate, it’s a fair upgrade! I can’t even play DVDs on Home Premium; what kind of bullshit is that! Oh, and if you’ve lost your purchase receipt, forget it, you can’t get the HP Express Upgrade Kit. You have no proof of purchase, and neither do they. I wonder how they keep track of stolen laptops.

6- Recovery Discs? Whoever came up with the idea of making a recovery partition instead of recovery discs was a real son of a bitch! To save the cost of 2 CDs, he has made the lives of many of us miserable. What’s worst is that you don’t know that if you had a Vista Compatible laptop that you upgraded to Vista without touching that partition, it’s gone anyway. You can’t see that sucker. Here’s what’s even shittier: I ordered recovery discs from HP, and they’re defective. They keep getting stuck on 51% and nothing happens. I ordered them originally because some monkey with online support told me that the original recovery will solve the wireless card problem and the HP QuickPlay Direct problem. I ordered them and then paid someone more money to ship them to me internationally, but they don’t work. What kind of horse shit is that?

7- Tea, anyone? Both HP laptops that I have had produced SO much heat that they are barely eligible for lap top use after 15 minutes. I can actually boil water on my dv2000. I kid you not, the sucker heats up, and hello to Hewlett Packard, maybe that’s causing all the hardware problems.

8- Junk Software. I understand that HP writes a lot of software, and somehow they feel the need to wrap up all their advertising junk in them when we buy new laptops from them. I typically spend a day cleaning out a new laptop, or cleaning out a laptop that I have just recovered from workable recovery discs, if I can ever find them.

9- HP Driver Updates. Okay, this is rather shady. Only with HP have I seen this. HP update provides one driver update for a certain device on the notebook, and it’s different from the one provided by the manufacturer of that particular hardware device AND/OR different from the driver provided by Microsoft/Windows Update. Who is right? We’ll never know, because it’s not like there’s one defect. Upgrade one driver and you run the risk of another malfunction, as we have seen with the mystery of the disappearing wireless broadcom card in the dv series notebooks.

10- Average Life. In my experience, the average life on an HP notebook is as much as its warranty, if you have access to it. No access, no warranty, and you could run real short. Using support for one of my HPs and not for the other, for me the average life so far has been about 1.25 years per laptop. That’s pretty low. However, if I can somehow get my dv2120 to the US and back with a new mother board and replaced hardware, the life may go up, although it won’t be a very pleasant or happy life.

So, that’s all for now. You may wonder now as to why I’m displaying HP ads on my site, because naturally, adsense may pick up on this anti Hewlett Packard content. Well, figure that shit out for yourself. All in all, HP is a bad investment for any hardcore user. Support, quality, durability, ease of use are all BAD. I will not be recommending HP to anyone anymore.








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