The following Domain Names are for Sale.� Please feel free to make an offer.� If you’re interested, we can work on a complete package, website included.

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http://www.rumbay.org
http://www.rumbay.us
http://www.rum-bay.com

http://www.nightlifelist.com
http://www.nightlifelist.net
http://www.nightlifelist.info

http://www.vodkabomb.com

http://www.usahcronicles.com
http://www.lebanonchronicles.com

http://www.dateseeker.org (with web site)
http://www.dateplenty.com
http://www.dateengine.org

http://www.springsnightlife.net
http://www.springsnightlife.us

Please feel free to make any offers you think are reasonable.� Please note, appraised together, the domain names are north of $ 50k.

http://downloads.asifism.com.

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Has anybody had problems using HP warranty? They received my laptop on July 5th and said they’d send it back in 3-5 days. They’ve been extending the delivery date ever since. Anyone else had a similar problem? My problem is with a warranty repair/replacement for a dv2120us. Any takers?

I got this in an email a while ago.� You may have seen it before, but it shows how the english language is full of contradiction.� Here goes:

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So, one moose, two meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

And why do they call it a “building” if it was ALREADY built!

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

And this may apply to Pakistan only, but why on earth are the cleaning ladies here so unclean?

So sorry for the delay in the keys guys.� I had to prepare a petition to defend myself in court, and it came up to an awful 2000 pages, and I had to make five copies of that for submission.� Now I need:

1.� An attorney to file a lawsuit in the US Supreme Court.� Someone white, but NOT racist.� I have to be racist by choosing white here because those who make decisions are racist, and so I need to play their game.� Civil suit, suing the Department of Homeland Security for ICE’s violation of the Immigration and Nationality Act and CFR 8.� Any takers, please let me know.

2.� I need a lawyer for the UK.� Again someone who’s not a racist pig, and can actually get through to someone after understanding what the case is.� The Brits are bad about cutting people off and saying ‘yes’ without knowing what the hell is going on (Tony Blair so did that with Bush), and I need someone who’s a tad smarter than that.

Now, here are the long-awaiter keys for http://downloads.asifism.com.

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