With Israel starting the official invasion of Palestine, we’ve been itching to write about all that is wrong, stupid, amateurish and possibly right about this war. Several things come to mind when you read the newspaper or see the media discuss the role played by Hamas, Palestine, Israel, the United States, Europe and the Arab Nations. Before we delve into the discussion of what really should happen or has happened, we would like to take a moment to question the motives of Western media and to question the general level of intelligence of those reporting.

Before Israel launched its offensive or invasion, apparently Hamas was successfully firing 70-80 rockets on a daily basis. What shocks us is that after firing 80 rockets, Hamas is able to destroy one building and kill one person, whereas with one Israeli offensive, tens of hundreds of people are destroyed. We are, therefore, forced to adopt one of two options: The Israeli’s are lying, which is highly likely given the nation’s moral character (to gain sympathy), or two, Hamas really is a group of silly motherfuckers who don’t think that the accuracy (or lack thereof) of their rockets only reflects on their lack of military training and abilities. The truth is, that both scenarios are highly likely, but the fact that Western media, which is a proponent of western, pro Israeli murder by means of western governments’ support of Israel, fails to bring to light issues as simple as this. Having read tons of articles in London newspapers, we have yet to come across any that discuss what really happens with the 80 rockets that Hamas fires on a daily basis and kill one person. The amount of reported rockets, may, therefore, be highly exaggerated.

The way Israel has always asked the world for sympathy because of Hitler’s blunder that was the holocaust can be likened to John McCain’s request to the American people for sympathy during the US election: i.e., “I got fucked many years ago, so please, side with me.” The difference, however, is that Israel has marketed itself far better than John McCain did, and that’s saying something; it is also precisely the reason that Arab nations over the last week have failed to accomplish anything.

It is no secret that Israel had setup an information directorate nine months ago, the goal of which was to market the agendas and position of Israel and to have the world see a certain picture before such an offensive was launched. The Guardian in London painted a very good picture of this creative advertising technique employed by the Israeli Parliament, and it has clearly paid off.

What’s more to notice is that during the last month of the end of the Bush regime, the Taliban offensive that was launched with joint US-British forces has succeeded, apparently weakening the Taliban hold in Afghanistan. The Israel attack is the second major offensive against so called Muslim extremists or terrorists that the George Bush has supported on his way out, and it can be seen as a clear signal by the Islamic World of the kind hatred Bush may personally hold for Muslims. If that is, infact the case, it sad, at best.

We could go on and on writing about how the US classification of Hamas, Hezbollah and Taliban as terrorists is wrong. In the Gaza war, the terrorist is clearly Israel, and the fact that the US and Arab nations alike have looked the other way is a clear signal of US discrimination and Arabs having sold their souls for US dollars. However, it comes as no surprise. May we take this moment to make Americans realize that the Taliban were a creation of the United States, funded with American tax dollars, and armed with Israeli weapons.  Such is the state of American foreign policy and the world’s ignorance.  But it’s no surprise then, that the US has backed Israel.  American politics is a victim of the so called free economy, which means the politicians firmly believe that when they are in power, they should take and make as much money as they can.  That’s capitalism, isn’t it:  the ability to get what you can when you can; survival of the fittest.

It may be clear from the reading so far that we don’t support Israel’s actions.  That’s no surprise, a lot of people across the world don’t.  If you look at the US meter of measurement of terrorism, Israel officially qualifies as a terrorist nation, and let us all be in agreement there.  However, if you have noted from this whole article so far, we have yet to use the world Jew.  The reason, flat out, is that we don’t beleive, as should Muslims across the world, that it has come down to a battle between Judaism and Islam.  If that were the case, Islam would win by sheer manpower (if, ofcourse, Muslims could ever unite).  Of course, this is our opinion.

We’re still not very clear on who this is a war against:  Islam or Palestinians.   Hamas certainly is not the target here, and we refuse to believe when Israel says that Hamas is, just like it claimed Hezbollah was the target in Lebanon.  Those are lies, and Israelis know it, but as we’ve seen from the media and behavior of Israeli PMs in the past, lying is a chronic problem amongst Israeli Politics.  Well, okay, we’re a little biased.  It’s a global political problem, but it’s our blog, so whatever we say goes here.

However, if you take a step back and look at the global reaction amongst not national and political leaders, but the people, Jews, Christians and Muslims alike have taken to the streets to protest against the oppression of Israel in Palestine.  We would, therefore, urge Muslims all over the world to see that this is a war of nations and not a war of religions.  Not yet.  Maybe that’s what the Israeli Information Directorate has been trying to market and we’ve bought into it.  But if you do believe that this is a war of religions, I suspects Jews all over the world, and all of them, would be pro Israel invading Palestine.  But that is not the case and is, therefore, something that all Muslims must respect.

The problem, however, is that Arab and Muslim leaders all over the world have failed to make this distinction, which is why they have failed to take action.  If Saudi Arabia or Syria were to say for one minute that is not a war of religions but a flat out national invasion, once like Russia was accused of when South Otessia was in question, they may be able to gain ground to legitimately enter a path of aggressive negotiations with Israelis and Americans.  Hell, with a thought out, educational stance like that, the Arab world could solicit the help of Russia, which will more than shut up Bush and Boner in America alike.  But, alas, the Arab leaders lack the sense, sensibility and the education devise an intellectually powerful plan to take on the mightly wit of the Israelis.  Instead, they are hosting summits and sessions while Palestine gets destroyed.

It would be a matter of common sense for them state that this is not a war of religions but a war of nations, and in the 21st centry, nations do not invade.  It is unacceptable.  If Arabs cannot take that stance, we’re not so sure they will have the option negotiation.  They are left with 2 options in the event that they let this become a war of religions:  Fight Israel and America, or see millions of Muslims die at the hands of Jews.  It’s murder, committed by the Jews, assisted by the Americans, allowed by the Arabs and witnessed by the world.

On May 12, 2007, the chair Pervez Musharraf proudly sits on as the President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan rattled. Until today, the pro MQM Military government of Pakistan is feeling the after effects of that rattling. Although I am of the opinion that the now suspended (and consequently re-instated as of yesterday) Chief justice of Pakistan is as big a crook as any (and if you have any doubts, just look up a picture of Chaudry Iftikhar Muhammad). The behaviour of the government as a response to the threat presented by this man has been, at best, immature. If I get time to, I will discuss the politics and the pathetic nature of justice and presidency in Pakistan, but as a result of the escalating tension of May 12, we have come to the Lal Masjid Fiasco; apparently all the “intellect” of Pakistan was so worried about saving the whorebag of a Chief Justice, that nobody noticed the smuggling of automatic weapons, including rocket launchers, into a mosque in the middle of the capital city of Pakistan, less than 10 km away from the prized and supposedly secure Diplomatic Enclave, which houses all the Embassies and Diplomats thereof.

Before dwelling into the details and speciics, let’s talk abouit the irony of the whole situation today and the recent history of Pakistan. To date, Pakistan is the only country which was formed in the name of Islam (that too by a lawyer: double troubele!). From the countyr’s recent behaviour, it also seems like they have some sort of natural, undefined contract to implement Islam globally. I have lived in several different countries, and the only country where I have seen maulvis, maulanas, and clerics abuse & curse the US, and lead prayer in the destruction of Islam, is our beloved (sense the sarcasm) Pakistan. Sadly, these are the clerics that will be the first ones to fly to the US to earn dollars (if they ever got them visas).

Perhaps the Taliban movement of Afghanistan has played a part in the development of this state of mind. The infuse of millions of Afghan refugees into Pakistan during the Afghan Russian War, and the consequent training and return to Afghanistan of some of these with US funding and weaponry, laid the grounds for fundamentalist Islam in Pakistan. The concept of Jihad was given a new face under American guidance and Pakistani implementation which made it sacred to kill the white man (Russians at that point) in the name of Islam. However, what many oif the birlliant minds of this scheme ignored and overlooked was that for the Taliban, Pathans, or people with average Paki/Afghan education, all whites are alike. There continues the anti-white, anti-western, and enter: Anti-American movement.

Couple this attitude with an executive government that sells itself for less than the price of an ugly whore, a court/judicial system that resembles a fish market, an army that has absolutely zero experience, and the power granted by these monkies to the clerical maulanas, and we have a class of radicals who consider themselves not just a branch of the Pakistani Government, but a much higher order which puts blind faith in their own interpretation of Islam and allows them to forcefully implement their own version of so-called Shariah. For the record, I have never understood what religious importance Shariah has, or can have, since Shariah was never revealed to Prophet Mohammad, nor was it a creation of his intellect (please, no sarcasm intended here). Shariah is merely a creation of the Caliphate that sustained Islam after the death of Prophet Mohammad, and as a matter of fact, cannot hold any divine attestation, because acceptance of Shariah is not tied to belief in God or Mohammad as His Prophet, but in fact it is tied to the legibility of the Islamic Caliphate, which can always be questioned for a multitude of reasons.

Now, lets turn our attention to Ghazi Abdul Rashid, the fucknut who’s momma didn’t teach him any manners and wh’s wife didn’t fuck hi enough times, causing a massive amount of frustration to build up that eventually lead to the stunt that he pulled this month. Ultimately, the government knew this was happening; after all, you’re telling me that someone slipped enough weaponry to level the entire city into a mosque in Central Islamabad without anyone knowing? Bullshit. The Musharraf government probably allowed for this to happen with the ultimate goal of showing the western world theugly, extremist side of Pakistan that may come out of Musharraf does not use his military tactics and to control it. Sadly, before, during, or after the Lal Masjid operation, this idea was never communiated to the clerics, and the situation evolved into an uncontrollable disaster; kind of like the CIA managed to do with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

What’s most interesting in this entire episode is the fact that the Army had to be involved to take care of some psycho maulvis, i.e., the Islamabad Police Department or Rangers could not handle a simple ‘hostage’ situation (and there is no SWAT, just a whole lot of twats). Why did this happen? Quite simply, propaganda was one major factor. If this isn’t the explanation, the answer lies in the incompetence of the Pakistani Government. A decision that should have taken 5 minutes took the Army & the government over a week. The pathetic part is that the decision making was reckless even with the army’s involvement, and this is an army that claims it can take on India (get over it already!!). To the generals of the Paki Army, all I can say is that ‘talk is cheap.’ But them cocksuckas are shameless, and for them, it’s all free!

So what have been the after effects of the Invasion of Lal Masjid by the Army? Well, the Taliban peace treaty with the Army came to an end on July 15, and what socks me is that we had to make a peace treaty with a bunch of cocksuckers with long beards who we allowed refuge to in our country from Russian oppression? Talk about Muslim Brethren returning a favour! Just what you expect from Muslims today, isn’t it? I say level the entire province oif NWFP, and while you’re at it, level the other 3 provinces too; that may be the first positive thing this part of the world will do for the planet: self destruction.

Two bombs have been going off in different parts of th country almost every day since Abdul Rashid Ghazi was ravaged and rightly so. Over one hundred people have died in the past week, and for what? The National Security Advisor to Bush stated that the US may have to come into Pakistan in as early as a few weeks, since we are the primary supporter of Al Qaeda operations in Iraq, and clearly Musharraf is not capable of handling the situation. Yesterday, however, Bush did make a positive statement after the re-instatement of the Chief Justice. But Bush is a prick, he changes his opinion like I change shoes!. Anyway…

Frankly, the future of corrupt murduristic Islam is grim. There may not be a way out there to fight those who are willing to ’sacrifice’ themselves for no reason at all, but there is certainly a way to eliminate them. Hundreds of years ago, the caucasians of the world invaded continents and murdered hundreds of innocent people without check and criticism with claim to modernization and industrialization of the world. Today, they will be forced to exterminate those who pose a threat to the peaceful state of the world; yet this time they will face more criticism for it than ever before. Talk about a sense of justice, or lack thereof.

Here’s some bonus info. Lal Masjid is probably the only Mosque in Pakistan that had a web site. LalMasjid.com, and the domain is registered to Lal Masjid itself. Even more interesting; although godaddy is the domain registrar, Lal Masjid was hosting the site on it’s own severs, which probably got burnt down during the fiasco, and thus, the site is down.

See the information here for yourself: http://who.securepaynet.net/WhoIsVerify.aspx?domain=lalmasjid.com&prog_id=innodomains.

Talk about high tech terrorism in the name of Islam. Well, they had it coming!