Okay, so it is just me or the truly worst ever deodrant and shower gel for men is FCUK. I mean, come on French Connection, in London, in temperature that gone over 8 degrees celsius all bloody fecking Winter, FCUK deodrant doesn’t last me even 4 hours. Mind you, I am clean! The shower gel sucks ass too; it hardly makes any lather.

What in the hell are these people trying to do! Any supermarket or pharmacy you go to in London will have FCUK on sale; you’d think they’re trying to get rid of all these shower gels and deodorants. Try any of them! Sainsbury’s, Boots, ASDA, they’re all trying to rid themselves of FCUK stuff. It’s horrible. Don’t use it! Warn others not to use it! I have an extra deodrant stick I bought; brand spanking new! Anyone interested? I’ll pay for the shipping & handling too!

With Denim or Tabac, you could easily make do all day with the scorching 44 degrees celsius plus heat and 80%+ humidity of Dubai or Karachi. Use FCUK there, and you’ll pass out with your own body odour!

Since Denim or Tabac isn’t available in the UK, stick to Lynx / Axe. I think it’s probably the best. My second choice where Tabac or Denim is available, but it works pretty well.

Shame on FCUK. It’s not worth a FUCK!

5 Responses to “Worst Ever Men’s Deodrant & Shower Gel”

1. bloggingzoom.com Says:
   February 24th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

   Worst Ever Men’s Deodrant

   This is a short rant about how truly bad FCUK deodrant and shower gel is. Please do not be fooled by the cheap FCUK prices you see at supermarkets and pharmacies, be it Sainsbury’s, Boots or ASDA. This product should be taken off the market.
   FCUK s…

2. Blogsvine Says:
   March 7th, 2008 at 2:22 am

   Worst Ever Men’s Deodrant & Shower Gel

   This is a short rant about how truly bad FCUK deodrant and shower gel is. Please do not be fooled by the cheap FCUK prices you see at supermarkets and pharmacies, be it Sainsbury’s, Boots or ASDA. This product should be taken off the market.
   FCUK sho…

3. mako Says:
   July 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

   Sounds to me like someone has an ax to grind here! I was in London last month on vacation and was ecstatic to find a men’s shower gel at Boots that didn’t head butt you and smack you around the face like all the loud, obnoxious commercial men’s care products sold in the States.

   Thank you FCUK!

4. Sabrina Says:
   August 1st, 2009 at 4:26 pm

   Did you pass out due to your body odour or something? Seems like it’s not FCUK, it’s your pits that need help… I’m literally roflmao (now I finally understand why people use this) But dude .. your pits!! Shave em!

5. Commie B Says:
   August 1st, 2009 at 5:50 pm

   Lol, do it regularly, but that doesn’t make up for crap deodrant. Adidas is better. Axe or Lynx is perfect. FCUK Scuks!

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