Dear Uncle Sam,

I would like to inform you that I have left the United States of America because your Department of Homeland Security was making it too difficult for me to stay. If you really are the honest person you claim to be, you may need to discuss the issues that lead to me getting upset and leaving the country with a US Customs and Border Patrol Officer stationed at the Charlotte, NC Airport by the name of Jon Steadman. In addition, you need to speak with a Philip Martinez at the USCIS Service Center located on 8101 N Stemmings Freeway, Dallas, TX. I didn’t particularly like the treatment of Mr. Steadman, and Mr. Martinez is in full violation of US Law and his jurisdiction.

Now, please stop sending me reminders about those damn US tax returns. I’m sorry, I will not bother filing any documentation you require when one terminates a business or leaves the country. Your prissy ass Department of Homeland Security should do that when they kick someone out or make them leave. If you can’t communicate with each other, I’m not shocked at the lack of homeland security in your country, and I’m not shocked at how pathetic your handling of people, whatever their status be, is. Sorry, but I refuse to take responsibility for your lack of incompetence. You get such mismanagement when you fit people with double digit IQs in important positions and pay them triple digit salaries. Fix your shit!

I will not file any documentation, and you will not be getting any tax from me. So, bugger off, and stop threatening to impose penalties on my taxes. Do what you must, and I shall do what I must, i.e., absolutely nothing!

Asif Nawaz.

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