Okay, so it is just me or the truly worst ever deodrant and shower gel for men is FCUK. I mean, come on French Connection, in London, in temperature that gone over 8 degrees celsius all bloody fecking Winter, FCUK deodrant doesn’t last me even 4 hours. Mind you, I am clean! The shower gel sucks ass too; it hardly makes any lather.

What in the hell are these people trying to do! Any supermarket or pharmacy you go to in London will have FCUK on sale; you’d think they’re trying to get rid of all these shower gels and deodorants. Try any of them! Sainsbury’s, Boots, ASDA, they’re all trying to rid themselves of FCUK stuff. It’s horrible. Don’t use it! Warn others not to use it! I have an extra deodrant stick I bought; brand spanking new! Anyone interested? I’ll pay for the shipping & handling too!

With Denim or Tabac, you could easily make do all day with the scorching 44 degrees celsius plus heat and 80%+ humidity of Dubai or Karachi. Use FCUK there, and you’ll pass out with your own body odour!

Since Denim or Tabac isn’t available in the UK, stick to Lynx / Axe. I think it’s probably the best. My second choice where Tabac or Denim is available, but it works pretty well.

Shame on FCUK. It’s not worth a FUCK!

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