Karachi, Pakistan - Extreme Dump Hole
The truth about Pakistan. This is a topic that I’ve been dying to talk to the world about, and today, I’m leaving other things that I have to do and taking time out to start writing a series of article on this country, how it works (which it doesn’t), the people, Islam, infrastructure, business, and some history. Please be aware that this is the first artcile of many to come in this series, and if you are a Pakistani or a fan of the Islam practiced in Islam, I say to you, “fuck off and die,” and I pray that George Bush looses whatever 2 cents worth intelligence he has left and drops some bombs on this country. Believe, this will be a detrimental step in making the world a better place, because Pakistanis are evil. They’re not nice people in general, and anyone who argues otherwise is either stuck here because he got kicked out of the US or knows that his/her soul is simply so damn pathetic that accepting anything else would mean that they pointed a finger at themselves and said out loud, open in the public “I’m a scum bag,” because Pakistanis, that is what you are. Oh wait, did I mention, I too am a Pakistani, and I have only my luck to blame for that.
So, this article here is simply going to talk about some of the social aspects of the country; in particular, it will talk about some of the lifestyle in the largest city of Pakistan, i.e., Karachi. First off, I would like to discuss Dawn Newspaper, or Geo News online, who happen to call Pakistan “the metropolis.” What in the fucking world is wrong with you monkeys? Do you even know what the word metropolis means? In which country do you find the media promoting such bad definitions in the English language? Karachi is nowhere close to being a metropolis. It is, at best, a village in comparison to the rest of the world, and I think Pakistanis need to accept that fact.
The government claims that the population of the city of Karachi is some 16 million people. Horse shit! The population of Karachi is north of 20 million, and the city has less resources than the town of say, Falcon, Colorado or Dumas, Texas. Yes, there are NO roads, to this day we do NOT have a proper sewerage system, and our street crime rate is second ONLY to Johannesberg (do mind the spelling), South Africa. The literacy rate is probably less than 2%, and the city built its first underpass last year, without making way for rainfall, and drowned more than 200 cars in a matter of less than 24 hours. Such is our government. Face it, we have nothing; in fact, having a country has become liability on us Pakistanis in many ways and forms; and I know all those monkeys from Dubai or Muscat or London or NYC who read this will say no, but then you fucking twat heads, why don’t you come back to your wonderful land? Don’t tell me responsibility, you belong from a dump, and that’s what you will be all your lives: janitors!
Let’s talk a little about the truth. Karachi is the largest business district of Pakistan. It is the city that attracts the largest amount of foreign investment, and “western” businessmen. Over here, western basically means white, because that is the scope of comprehension of most Pakistanis. I didn’t marry a Pakistani woman, because most of them are just not pretty enough, and they have so many issues in life that they think by having sex with their husbands they’re doing them a favour. How unfortunate for these women; they take pride in their attitudes, and they have no fucking idea why each so-called married businessman makes 3 trips a month to Dubai or Bangkok. Here’s news for you bitches, to GET LAID, because you need to enjoy life, not be a whore on occassion when he buys you a new Gucci bag.
Back to the article. So, I’ve spent many years in Karachi, and I’ve been here for the last 6 months now, and I have ALL but seen ONE white person in all that time. You know why? It’s not a condusive business environment, people gawk at you because you’re pretty, and if you don’t look local, chances are you’ll get robbed or raped the first time you set foot out onto the street. What’s worse is that even men have to be careful, because the homosexual population in the city is probably more than heterosexual population. I really don’t give fuck about liberals or rights when it comes to this topic, but when anothe guy hits on me, I’m going to hit him; fucking Muslim country, cunt fuckers and whores!
My wife’s British, we hardly go out, but when we do, there are people trying to flash her or trying to steal her handbag or shit like that. Believe me, you do NOT want to come to this country if you’re not from around here, because NOTHING they offer here is worth leaving a life in the western world. I’ve lived both lives, and I’m pretty honest about it: America and the UK are far more decent societies than ANY of the so-called Islamic countries. You can wear a hijab or a abbaya, but they know from your face that you’re not from around here.
And the political climate; imagine this: out Prime Minister claimed that he could get any woman to sleep with her once he shook hands with her, and such is the information he conveyed apparently to the US Ambassador in Pakistan, who briefed Condoleeza Rice of such a remark, and she refused to shake hands with him when she came to Pakistan. What’s worse? She published the shit in her book. That, my friends, is the Prime Minister of an Islamic Republic for you. How sad is that.
Ok, that’s plenty of venting for one day. Over the next few weeks, I will discuss the politics, infrastructure, business opportunities, etc. etc., and I look forward to other people feeling free to debate the issue; but be warned, I’m not going to be tolerant on my own web site.

July 2nd, 2007 at 9:35 am
You need to lay off the hotsause ;}. Man that article floored me,, well done and very well said. I still can’t find your wedding photos though, where is the link?
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:39 am
lol. I occassionally vent here; helps keep me happier
The wedding photos are part of the photo gallery: http://photos.asifism.com.